I tied to help??

Last night I went to throw out some trash. I live in a apartment complex, so it's a short walk to the closest trash bin. I try to recycle my wal-mart shopping bags as small trash bags for the kitchen and office. (back to the main part of this story) So, I get to the big, old, trash bin and there's two kinda short men holding a couch. It looked like they could use some help getting it over the top of the bin. I offered my help. I don't think they could understand me, So I tried to act out the motion of putting the couch over the top of the bin. That's when I realized they were making a withdrawal not a deposit. To save face and not hurt their feelings I told them in spanish how nice it looked and what a great idea it was to take from the trash can.

This is were I actually found the secret ingredients for last nights dinner. I hope you enjoyed it Jason.

Who Knows???

I want to just search around and read random blogs. Why do I want to do this? I don't know! But is there a way? I must know. Please comment on this if you have any answers world. I asked my cat "Tweek", but he didn't have any new or fresh ideas. Happy Thanksgiving World!! I told a lady happy thanksgiving today and she replied,"why would you say that?" I then remembered she lives and works in Canada and has already had her Thanksgiving. LOL

Oh, and I'm going to the Thrashers Game on Friday. I will take pic's and recap the game. I also will blog on my family's Thanksgiving tomorrow. Something funny always happens.

I don't have a home security system so I posted this sign outside my Apt. This should make robbers think twice!!

Three Things to Ponder

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the madcow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in thestate of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't wejust give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, ithas worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment .....

About Time

I want to start with a big,"GO THRASHERS"!! They won their first game of the regular season against the New York Rangers. This game was full of action and highlights.

So last night I cut my foot open without even noticing in the shower. I looked down and saw a stream of blood running from my foot to the drain. Some how I cut it on the drain. About two months ago I bought a small screen for the shower drain to keep it from clogging. For what ever reason it was sticking up and I steeped on it. I remember looking down and my foot hurting but there wasn't any blood so i thought everything was in tact. about two min. later I looked down and noticed the bleeding was so bad and rapid I was going to die. But I couldn't get out because I was wet and didn't want to stain my new Bathroom mats. So with my cut foot hanging over the edge of the tub dripping with blood. I stretched my body around my bathroom to gather supplies for some good old fashioned self-surgery. It took about 5 min. to get the bleeding to stop this cut is deep and long. Without question I know I need to go to a doctor, but I only have a temporary license right now and if I get pulled over on the way to the hospital I go to jail for two week minimum. Knowing this I decided to fix it myself. So I pressed down on the cut until it stopped bleeding and super glued it together. I'm sure this will make for a really cool scar!

Where's Bobby?

What a day! In a weird kind of way I love being busy. Today has flown by and I'm 2 Hrs away from going to the gym and getting ripped. Before I get into today's blog. I want everyone I know to visit this chick-fil-a link. It's free and you will win free stuff no matter what. I won a FREE VALUE MEAL!

I woke up to read that The Atlanta Trashers got rid of their head coach Bobby Hartley. I found this very troubling. He's the same coach that lead the Trashers to their first ever Southeast Division Title and most wins ever in Atlanta hockey. I know the Thrashers have really sucked so far this year, and have lost all their games. But it's not just the coaches fault. The whole team is to blame... right?