Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Blogging Once More


I met a real life Soup Nazi!!!

Only he was selling Burgers at a Burger King last Saturday. I took my sister and dad to a scooter store to show them what I was going to buy. A Stella. Enjoy the link.

On the way back we stopped for lunch and this guy was so stinking rude. So I told him how rude he was, and he refused to serve me. I would talk to him and he would just turn his back until I was done. I felt so mad if my family wasn't there I would have pissed on his counter. Or something crazy like that. I don't know for sure. I kept the the anger inside and added to the bottle that will one day explode and you might see me on the evening news. jk on that part.



FYI for those who know, I'm legal once again. It feels really good. For those who don't know, you will continue to not know what I'm talking about. But if you really want to know: I killed a man and they have been looking for me ever since... and all the charges were dropped if I promised not to hurt the judges family... I might have made all this crap up or it could all be true.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Random Thoughts

For the first time in my life I forgot to close the gas door on my car. I put the cap back on but forgot to close the stupid lid/door. I have never done this before and when I see other people driving around with their gas doors open. I think to myself, "How could they be so Dumb".
The only possible reason I can think of to justify my stupid behavior is that my mind and body were in a state of shock from the total expense of my fill up.

I love the fact the Braves swept the Mets.

I spilt my coffee this morning, I really hate this. I think this was divine intervention. I'm trying to quit the coffee and switch to hot green tea. Serves me right I suppose.
Last thought of the day. I just clicked my spell check button and it thinks Mets is misspelled. what a world....
Also, very last thought I hope. I had a key made for my apartment yesterday and the stupid thing doesn't work. How hard is it to match up two keys. These keys weren't even close to similar. It's not like these people are matching up complicated DNA strands to properly identify a human being. There just looking at two keys for crying out load. Two stinking keys!!!
I need prayer...